Apr 19th / 2,076 notes †finger pappin each other’s assholes
Mar 7th / 86,942 notes †one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
Jan 28th / 165,107 notes †how it feels to chew 5 gum
was it worth it
was it really worth it
Jan 28th / 183,959 notes †This made me forget all of my problems for like 12 seconds.
doge
Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
Jan 12th / 184,378 notes †is having a penis weird
like
it just hangs there
occasionally flopping
girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time
do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?
bouncing
actually yes
yes we do
Nov 28th / 233,176 notes †This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.
Yes. It’s only you who understands. Quick, explain it to every other non-English major in the world. It’s your chosen destiny, jordantypefont.
Don’t fuck with Destiny.
Nov 11th / 147,615 notes †“where are you going to college”
“what do you want to go to college for”
“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”
