finger pappin each other’s assholes
one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
how it feels to chew 5 gum
was it worth it
was it really worth it
This made me forget all of my problems for like 12 seconds.
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is having a penis weird
it just hangs there
girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time
do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?
yes we do
I can’t pick my favourite
This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.
Yes. It’s only you who understands. Quick, explain it to every other non-English major in the world. It’s your chosen destiny, jordantypefont.
Don’t fuck with Destiny.
this is so cute
“where are you going to college”
“what do you want to go to college for”
“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”